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1.0 Follow-Up

Remember 26: Infinite Improbability? Well, imagine my joy/horror when Jason Seifer started to quote and comment on it in the latest episode of IRL Talk.

2.0 Waves of Addiction

Just one more round…

I don’t know how and why it happened, but Civilization got me again. Instead of doing something useful, I was playing Civ V all weekend. Again.
And then there is going to be a new one soon, which is exciting – I mean, just look at that trailer!

3.0 Apps!

I just bought two iPhone apps just because they were in the Mac Power Users shownotes:

I haven’t listened to the episode, yet and I just looked around the apps a bit – they both seem pretty and they seem to be doing something well that I’d want them to do.


As usual: take care, people.
Dominik

Poultry Internet Touching

No numbers today. They are silly anyway, should I get rid of them?
So, yesterday a friend of mine posted the title of a highly fascinating scientific paper to Facebook: “A mobile pet wearable computer and mixed reality system for human–poultry interaction through the internet” – if you want to read it, you can buy it from Springer or download it from Researchgate. Or even better, you can watch the video, which has a chicken in a virtual reality suit.

It increases the poultry pleasure… in a scientific way.

(If you want to see other cocks experiencing virtual reality, there is always this blog.)
I don’t think Werner Herzog would approve.
Now that we all had a hearty laugh (Hehe, chickens in virtual reality suits are funny!) and suspected it has to be a student prank, let’s realize that this research has been done roughly ten years ago and that

“Poultry Internet” was one of the pioneering works on virtual reality communication between humans and animals.

Says Wikipedia on Mr Cheok’s biography page, so it must be right. In fact, reading that bio and following a couple of links, it is obvious that this guy is doing really important work, that will probably influence our perception of reality in the future.
Plus, it is probably safe to say that once we’re completely decked out in internet-connected sensors, (“wearables” ugh) our pets are next. I’m already sure that strapping a cheap Android device with a data plan to a dog might not be such a bad idea – if the dog runs away, as they apparently tend to do, it should be possible to just look at an app with a map and see where they are.


Take care, y’all.
Dominik

Infinite Improbability

Okay, it’s Monday, I didn’t get enough sleep over the weekend and I forgot my coffee. I hope your start to the week is a better one.

1.0 Pyramid Scheme

1.1 The Podcast

Of the many podcasts I am subscribed to, IRL Talk is easily in my top five – it is relevant to my interests, both hosts are equally charming and hilarious, and it is always an entertaining and sometimes “educational” hour.
Their latest episode was a bit different, though: one of the hosts – Jason Seifer – wasn’t around, so Casey Liss (the “other guy” from the Accidental Tech Podcast) came in to fill the role and he did it very well.

Especially the segment about the pyramid of methods of communication made my basically explode into a big cloud of agreeing with the hosts.
For me it is also really relevant which method of communication I use with people and which one people tend to pick to communicate with me.

1.2 The Phone

And basically phone calls are never okay with me, unless someone is dying, in a terrible emergency, or late to an appointment.

Nein, ich will nicht telefonieren. Synchrone Kommunikation ist strukturelle Gewalt!

Matthias Bauer (@moeffju)
(“No, I don’t want to talk on the phone. Synchronous communication is structural violence.”) And as Casey said on the podcast: Calling someone is always a sign that you as the caller value your urge to communicate higher than whatever it might be the called person might be doing at that moment.

Yes, sometimes that might be the case – as I said, if someone is dying or in a terrible emergency, then it is pretty reasonable to assume that not many people are engaged in something more important. And if you’re late, you should call because the reason “I am late” is probably more important than what the person is doing at the moment – namely: waiting.
It is also rather polite to call ahead instead of just showing up at someone’s doorstep. Just to chat.

1.3 The Problem

Of course there are always people around who are either not willing to understand that concept or just happen to live in a reality, where calling people just to chat is normal and acceptable.
The first group of people are the worst: very often they assume that the whole premise “Only call me, when you are sure that something is more important than whatever it is that I am doing at the moment.” means “Whatever I do at that moment, it is more important than you.”
I can see where the confusion might come from, but at least from my point of view, it is deeply flawed – we are living in a world where asynchronous communication is possible: if you want to hang out and chat, send me a text message. I get those, I read those. And I will answer them eventually, no worries.
And if we’re in a remote setting, just stay in that medium. I have a very relaxed group chat over on Line1. There is little sense of “This communication needs to happen right now” – I don’t expect to get an answer on there right away – but if it happens, it’s cool, too.

2.0 Passion

2.1 The Event

This weekend I went to the WordCamp Switzerland in Zürich and I was pleasantly surprised. Every talk I saw on Saturday was good, the people I talked to were all pretty smart and interesting and that whole weekend was very well organized.

2.2 The People

One thing that really stood out for me was the fact that way more than usual I got to talk with people with the same interest in building stuff on the internet from other countries in Europe and beyond. Even I, who is admittedly not much of a social personality and can have problems approaching people, managed to talk with folks from Poland, Serbia, France, Ukraine, Italy, Switzerland, Germany, the UK and Canada.
I think a big part of having such an open, interesting crowd is of course the language. The fact that the organizer decided to have both the conference day and the contributer’s day in English helped a lot in attracting a more diverse crowd. And as Hanni Ross said in her talk: people from different (“offline”/IRL) cultural background with the same interests and passion in a topic have often more in common with each other than with their neighbours.


Wow, that was a long one. Thanks for sticking around all the way to the end – you know I appreciate it. And as usual – if you have something you really need me to know about what I said in these emails, don’t hesitate to click that reply-button.
Have a good start to the week,
Dominik


  1. No, that isn’t a typo of “online” – it is this great messenger app

25: [Multiple Bladonks]

Hello new readers! You are quite a lot since the last email, which of course puts a lot of pressure on me to welcome you properly.

Let me see what I have for you.

1.0 Nerd-stuff!

Yes, it’s mostly nerd stuff today, sorry. I was on the road more or less all day and when I came back, I was too busy, re-watching that video of The Prodigy at Milton Keynes and google image searching Rinko Kikuchi.
You see, important work.

1.1 Check out

As someone who liked the whole location-based check-in silliness since Plazes was around, I am slightly wary of what Foursquare might be doing with their new Swarm app.
I was always doing that as a purely solipsistic endeavour – I never cared where my friends checked in and I couldn’t care less if they know where I am, most of the time.
So, uhm, do I have to build my own check-in-thing now? I have something half-finished somewhere in a backup.

1.2 URL

Apparently there is a beta version of Google Chrome around that hides the URL of a website in favour of a Google search box.
Does that mean I have to change browsers now? URLs are the glue of the web, without them it’s just text and a bunch of images and a whole lot of porn.

1.3 Just a box

Apparently there are now a few startups that want to be “Dropbox for physical objects” – one of them just got a cool 8 Million $$$.
For a box.
To be honest, they also send some underpaid dude over to your place to pick up the box and take it… who knows where. Honestly, with the garbage fees being as high as they are over here, I might actually be willing to pay a startup money to pick up my stuff and put it somewhere where I can forget about it.
I just hope they don’t return it if I stop paying.

2.0 No 2 today

Actually that’s all there is today. I played Civilization all evening and will be at the WordCamp in Zürich all weekend.


Take care y’all.
Dominik

24: So comrades, come rally!

1.0 Fourth Annual Orgy of Caring

I might have mentioned that I quite like the “Silicon Valley” series.
What gets me most about it is the fact that even in the German “tech scene” – and to be honest, I am not as exposed to that as one might expect – I have met most of these people. And what might be even worse: I have met a lot of people who aspire so, so much to be like one of the guys in “Silicon Valley.”

Okay, maybe even I do. I mean Big Head’s “Rest and Vest” seems like a pretty sweet deal.

2.0 Company emails

Recently I signed up at some online service or another. It’s not strictly aimed at consumers and that’s how they communicate, too – basically their customers are their peers and what their peers are, are other technical professionals. So far so great. It is just weird, when someone new from within their company contacts me, because they forget one thing: they don’t introduce themselves.

Hi Dominik,
as you have probably seen, we have deployed a new version of our API, which is 100% backwards-compatible.
No action is needed on your part.
Bob

Uhm, hi Bob. We haven’t met, yet. Why do I need to wait until your email signature to find out that you work for that company? I know it is an automated email to all customers, many of whom know who Bob is, but still:

Hi Dominik,
this is Bob from Great Service Company. As you have…

would have helped me not to almost delete the mail unread. But maybe that’s just me and most people read all their email until the very end?

3.0 Oh, the pain

I have seen many of you use Runtastic and post their workouts to Facebook. I wonder what made you pick them over Runkeeper?
I actually want to know, so send me a quick reply if you’re a Runtastic user and maybe looked at Runkeeper as well.


That’s all I have for today. Tomorrow is May 1st, so if you are so inclined, enjoy your day of sanctioned class war.
Speaking of comrades, if you are interested in our tech world and in history and generally like to watch a great talk, go here: Our Comrade The Electron
Dominik

Super Grotesk

A couple of emails back I mentioned that I am reading a book, making notes about it and might write down and send you all my annotations.
Well, tough luck.

As usual I am only able to read longer texts when I don’t have a proper internet connection or when it feels more socially acceptable to read than to play some random computer game. (Even though for me that looks more and more like the same kind of interaction with the same kind of device.)
And don’t get me started on writing. Just while writing this short note, I cmd-tabbed to Twitter twice and read two articles that someone linked to: VEB Typoart: The East German Type Betriebsstätte and “Well actually, in the books…” 15 differences from text to TV in Game Of Thrones.
Shame on me.

And yet, even though I know I am not really able to read longer texts anymore, I keep buying interesting books. Creativity, Inc., a book about creativity by one of the founders of Pixar, looks mighty interesting, as well.
But don’t be too happy too soon – I will get to finish that book sooner or later and then you’ll have to endure what I have to say about it.
I hope you all manage to be more productive and less easily distracted, but I am pretty sure I am not alone in my internet-induced attention struggles.
Dominik

22: Did I miss something?

1.0 Artisanal ugh

Sometimes I tweet “Ugh.” with a grumpy emoji in the morning. It’s what I want to say every morning, but I tend to forget.
For a while I did it so often and so regularly, that people asked me if it is automated. But indeed it is not – every morning you might or might not get an artisanal, made-for-the-occassion “Ugh.” from me.

Because automated tweets are silly.
As I realized again last night. For the last couple of days I had an IFTTT set up to ask the fine folks who follow me on twitter: “Did I miss something?”
I was hoping for good and/or funny answers, but mostly I got “no”s – which can’t obviously be true, because I miss a lot of stuff all the time. So I switched that recipe off again – it has been annoying lately.

2.0 Hammock

Boing Boing said: Having leisure time is now a marker for poverty, not riches.

Maybe it’s not so bad to be poor then? That hammock looks good to me.
On the other hand, being a poor German is actually wreaking havoc on the whole of Europe, so maybe not.

3.0 Look at my noodle!

Goal.

4.0 /\

So Ridley Scott liked Prometheus so much, he’s going to turn it into a TV series?

I’m sleepy. It’s weekend.
Have a nice one!
Dominik

Fiat!

(Not the car.)

1.0 Say what?

Current status: Hate-watching Avril Lavigne’s “Hello Kitty” video.

2.0 Pointy Boots Update!

On the topic of music: 3BallMTY has a new album.
(Pointy boots? Watch this short documentation.)

3.0 Move.

I was told that I’ll probably die alone and unloved if I don’t start doing sports and I am not one to take these threats lightly. So for the first time in many, many years I decided to actually move more than just walk from the couch to the fridge and back.

Maybe I should have picked something with smaller elevation changes because even though I managed to have a medium speed that is slower than my usual walking speed, everything hurts today. (“Everything” is in “I die!” when I have a light fever.) Yes, after less than 2.5kms.
Maybe being alone and unloved is not so bad after all.
I did sign up for one of the training sessions over at Runkeeper, though, so who knows. Maybe soon I will be able to run as fast as I walk.

4.0 A friendly warning

I am working on a longer, probably pretty angry, piece of writing on chrononormativism – a word I conveniently made up a couple of years ago. Probably triggered by Nico’s blog post about how he rises early now and his life has improved (It’s in German, but my tl;dr basically said everything.) (It’s also only a sign that he is getting older, but we’ll get there.) and by the fact that I am currently in a social situation where many people think that getting up later than six is an act of debauchery. And a clear sign that the decline of the west is further along that we’d all care to admit.

I’ll have a coffee now, I hope you all manage to do something nice for yourselves, too.
Dominik

Dance

Here I am, back again. I am so sure you missed these emails.

1.0 Vexed

Honestly, do yourself the favour of watching Orphan Black. The story is crazy and the acting by Tatiana Maslany and the supporting cast is really, really good.
The second season just started, but if you only start now, you should watch the first season and not jump in right away. I am pretty sure you’ll find a way to do that.

2.0 Push it!

I actually went ahead and ordered an AeroPress. (If you don’t know, what an AeroPress is, this Diesel Sweeties comic explains it. Or if you prefer short movies over comics, this video shows how it works – and what I expected from it, to be honest. Turns out. But maybe I’m doing it wrong.
While we’re on the subject of the Aeropress – priceonomics has a rather detailed article about the history of its invention.

3.0 Here Be Germans

I am currently reading “Weniger schlecht programmieren” (“Program less bad” – I am sure there are better ways to translate the title, but that’s about all you’ll get from me today) and it is really good.
As I said before (linking to a tweet by myself a second time in one email) – it is basically “How to be a better human being” in the disguise of a software development guide. I have a whole bunch of notes and I will probably annoy you guys with a lot of my thoughts about those in the next couple of emails.

4.0 Top Ten Reasons You Love This Newsletter

10. It is a list!
And we all love lists, don’t we?

5.0 Pacts

Okay, let’s do it.

I know you enjoyed your quiet time, but get ready to hear more from me again. Take care, everybody.
Dominik

post scriptum
Now playing: Indila – Mini World. Not bad at all.

post post scriptum
I just noticed it’s almost impossible to find any information on the blogging tools of yore. Those weird little services that allowed people to add additional features to their blogs, like (gasp!) comments, or a “Now Playing” field, or maybe how one was feeling while writing that post. (Complete with emoticons, if I remember correctly.)

Smoke on the water

1.0 Travel notes

I am writing this on the lovely shore of Lake Geneva – or at least in a hotel room with lake view. And while the day is dawning, it dawns on me that being a fancy technologically advanced writer on the road might not be what my future holds for me. (No surprise here.)
And maybe that’s just because my thumb already aches from typing that one paragraph on my phone.

So this is a short one, mostly to check in on you guys – how are you doing? Everything is alright? Do you have a comfortable place to sit? Do your little demons balance each other out or do they cause inner turmoil?

2.0 Well, that socks

European people all smell the same, because they’re using too much washing powder.

Maybe that’s just me, who is overdoing it, though – I walked more than usual yesterday and when I took off my socks, they smelled like detergent instead of foot. Maybe that’s not so bad, all things considered.

3.0 Consumer Advice

While we’re on the subject of cleaning chemicals: don’t buy Perrier Citron Vert soda. It tastes like bubbly water with dishwashing liquid and not refreshing at all.

Have a good day and try to get enough rest!

Dominik