Irregularity

A weekly email to my internet friends.

Once a week I write an email to my internet friends.

Read the latest issue:

04/11

They’re Good Newsletters, Brent

Dogs, dinos, cars, the weather, clones, cars and a robot bird!

Written by Dominik Schwind on May 15, 2017.

Hello internet friends,

if you use twitter – and oh boy, do I understand a “oh hell no!” reaction to that idea – you probably have seen the account that rates dogs. Today we learn about the guy behind it: We Rate Dogs – Matt Nelson Turned Joke Twitter Account Into Successful Business Overall he seem to be a pretty okay dude.


@dino_rates

This is Nodo. He likes to eat plants and looks fantastic in his armor. 12/10 would pet.

The Amazing Dinosaur Found (Accidentally) by Miners in Canada – that is indeed pretty amazing. I can’t really see the feathers, though.

@convo_rates

This is Talking About Weather. It helps to connect people who might not have much in common and works well to bridge awkward silences. 10/10 would talk again.

Letter of Recommendation: Talking About the Weather – I’m all for it. At the moment I have to interact with a whole bunch of different people and since somehow everybody is either talking about football or the weather and I don’t know anything about football, I’m all for having this rather safe subject.

@car_rates

These are Group B rally cars. They’re very fast and loud and amazingly unsafe. 13/10 would watch.

Group B rally cars are awesome, and we just drove some – to be fair, they “only” drove two of the not all that famous ones, but these are still lovely little cars.

@clone_rates

These are Guy Fieri, the Guy From Smash Mouth, and the Guy From Insane Clown Posse. They’re probably clones.
And now we need to break character – they’re probably not very good clones, either.

But the theory that they are clones is a good one: A Unified Theory of Guy Fieri, the Guy From Smash Mouth, and the Guy From Insane Clown Posse Being the Same Person (and/or Clones) – so there is that. Let’s just do it this way. 11/10 would meme again.

@robot_rates

This is robot falcon. It warns real birds of dangerous areas. What a hero. 14/10 how nice.

Robo-Falcons Will Scare Off Actual Live Birds at the Edmonton Airport – If that works this sounds like a great solution. And maybe even fun for someone who gets to chase birds with that little drone.


Toodles and きっと勝つ!


And here are a few older ones:

04/10

Tycoon

I got nothing.

Written by Dominik Schwind on May 8, 2017.


04/09

Great Balls

Satans all the way down.

Written by Dominik Schwind on May 1, 2017.


04/08

Press Hard

Squeeze it really hard.

Written by Dominik Schwind on April 24, 2017.


04/07

Hey Dingus

Metal Chicken

Written by Dominik Schwind on April 17, 2017.


04/06

Handsome Pod People

It's the age of aquarius. Finally.

Written by Dominik Schwind on April 10, 2017.


04/05

Human Interaction

Ducks, eggs and robots.

Written by Dominik Schwind on April 3, 2017.


04/04

Like Nobody Is Watching

Internet of Voices

Written by Dominik Schwind on March 27, 2017.


04/03

Puppy Culture

Buy! Buy! Buy!

Written by Dominik Schwind on March 20, 2017.


04/02

Swipe Swipe Swipe

Pitbull news!

Written by Dominik Schwind on March 13, 2017.