Hëllö ïntërnët frïënds,
(whät? Wëll: Ä Brïëf Hïstöry Öf Mëtäl Umläüts)
They did the math and it doesn’t look good for single people: Tinder is not actually for meeting anyone
(It is probably worse for women, let’s be honest there. So far everyone I met through Tinder has been a total delight.)
What’s In a Name
If you ever used Facebook you probably saw an add for a shirt with your name on it. Turns out I’m not the only one who thinks these are sad, sad things: Those Name T-Shirts on Facebook Fill Me With Despair
Maybe we can put some SAMs in between? Why Silicon Valley billionaires are prepping for the apocalypse in New Zealand
Go watch Black Panther, if you haven’t already.