Hello internet friends!

Good news, everybody: Sperm count drop ‘could make humans extinct’
(And also, come on. We’re this close to getting science to a point where we don’t need sperm anymore anyway. (Or are we at this point already? I’m not really up-to-date on reproductive science.))

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Nude

Just in case you wonder how that is like: Spending a Week in the Nude
This is good reporting right there.

Squash

Talking about good reporting: I watched in bewilderment while a man tried to return butternut squash because he thought it was cheese

Atemlos

A: Yes.
Q: Is Schlager Music The Most Embarrassing Thing Germany Has Ever Produced?

Scam

Even if you’re not into podcasts, you might want to make an exception for that one: Long Distance by Reply All.
These people went ahead and decided to research who is behind a tech support scam call.

Ship

This is weirder than what most writers of thrillers come up with: The Hijacking of the Brillante Virtuoso
What a name for a tanker, too.

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Toodles!
And oh. Don’t watch the Emoji movie.